A Mighty Stomp
Wah-hah! My boots hit the speckled ground with a solid clack, and I realized my stubby arms could actually swing! Before me lay a thick card bordered in bold letters. Thinking it might hide a secret hoard, I stomped forward and slammed my gloved hand right against its raised edge. Solid! No gold spilled out, but the heavy thud proved my unstoppable strength. Wah-hah-hah!