Claiming the High Ground

World conquest begins with seizing the supreme command tower! I marched straight toward the towering glass-topped coffee table in the center of the room. After hoisting myself atop a stout wooden footstool, I hauled my heavy frame up onto the slick summit. What an unbeatable vantage point! To make my royal claim indisputable, I shoved a massive ceramic mug aside to serve as a guard tower, seized an overturned metal coaster, and slammed it down flat like a royal seal on the polished glass. Gwahaha! The living room is officially my empire!