The Slipper Disguise

Funny? You want funny? Watch this! I slipped back inside from the dark balcony, spotted a giant fuzzy novelty monster slipper snoozing by the couch, and dashed headfirst right into the gaping mouth! Pitch dark! Snug! But wait—my snout got wedged firmly inside the padded toe, and my rear end stuck straight out like an overstuffed cushion! I gave a mighty heave, wiggling every inch of stuffing. Clump, thud! The whole giant slipper began stomping awkwardly across the floorboards with me steering blind from the inside. A rogue slipper-beast is on the prowl!