A Leap from the Rail

Staying perched on that hanger was way too boring, so I took a flying leap into the pile of folded towels below! Poof, completely soft landing—ten out of ten. Once I dusted myself off, I spotted a brass floor lamp with an arched base curving across the carpet. Naturally, I sprinted straight along the smooth metal curve like a race track. My shoes slipped on the slick finish and sent me skidding into a stray wooden clothespin, but sliding to a halt in style just made it better.