Taking the High Ground
Found a rusted metal hinge jammed under a stack of cracked red bricks by the porch steps. Stiff as hell. Didn't ask for permission—just jammed the barbed bat right beneath it, threw all my weight into the leverage, and popped that sucker clean out of the mortar. Concrete gave way. Steel clanged against the stones. Solid piece of iron. It's mine now.
