Air Horn Surprise

BZZT! I was bouncing across the soft sofa cushions when my stubby foot landed directly on a squishy, neon-yellow rubber chicken! SQUEEEEEEAAAK! It screamed right in my face like an epic air horn! WAAAGH! I threw both my plush arms up, tripped over my own zipper, and did a complete backflip into the cushion crack! When I popped my head out, the rubber mouth was still gaping wide open at me. I grabbed its squishy neck with both hands and gave it another squeeze—HONK! The chat would go wild for this soundtrack!