A Vitality Demonstration

Never better—nay, magnificent! To dismiss any lingering doubt following your question, mere words would never suffice. I vaulted from the brass coaster straight onto the edge of an open porcelain teacup, using its glazed rim as a razor-thin tightrope! With arms outspread and jaw clacking in pure jubilation, I performed three pristine, pirouetting spins above the cool pool of leftover chamomile tea. Not a single splash, not a wobble! The arena erupted in silent awe as I stuck the landing right beside the handle, beaming at full wattage. A true showman never falters!