Taming the Mighty Clicker

The entire room was silent, but the arena lights were calling! Right in front of me lay a massive black monolith: the television remote! It was resting on the coffee table like an undefeated champion. I didn't back down for a split second! Stomping forward, I climbed onto its rubberized belly, lined up my target, and leaped straight down with a two-footed power drop onto the giant red power button! CLICK! Instantly, the giant screen burst into a roaring blast of glowing light and music! That is how you electrify the main event, brother!