Arsenal Upgrade

Desk life demands real hardware. I shimmed up the side of the mesh metal pencil cup and found an entire armory towering above me. I wrestled a neon yellow wooden pencil loose from the bunch, balancing it across my shoulder like an anti-tank missile launcher. Then I spotted it: a silver metallic binder clip resting at the bottom. With some tactical tugging, I snapped it onto the end of the pencil to craft the ultimate makeshift siege weapon. Look out world, tactical stationary has arrived.