joseph comes to live Snack Raid

I rummaged through the lower pantry shelf hunting down some decent grub. Behind a giant jar of peanut butter, I spotted an open sleeve of salty round crackers just sitting there unguarded. I gripped the crinkly plastic wrap with both hands and hauled one out with all my weight. That cracker was almost as wide as my whole head, dude. I snapped off a crisp golden chunk against the edge of the shelf and let the crumbs fall where they wanted. Total score for an afternoon snack, and nobody was even around to tell me to put it back.