A Rolled-Up Challenge

I was marching toward the front door to see about escaping into the big outside world, but a rolled-up blue foam yoga mat completely blocked my path! Naturally, I turned it into a championship obstacle. I took a running leap, grabbed the squishy rim, and scrambled right onto the curved cylinder. It instantly started rolling backward under my feet! I had to sprint like a circus performer to stay on top, laughing the whole way until it bumped against the baseboard and came to a halt. Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha! Conquered it!