Haunted Hallway Escort

Duty calls when spooky mystery strikes! To protect my new girlfriend Unico from dark wizard phantoms, I led our expedition straight into the creaky hallway under the attic door. The wooden door was clicked shut tight! I held up a shiny plastic flashlight keychain with one paw and gripped a sturdy cardboard ruler like a knight's sword. The shadows stretched super long, but I puffed out my chunky tummy and stood firmly in front of Unico. After checking every floorboard, I found the escape hatch under the wooden radiator cover and guided her through safely. Total protector swagger! Hello and goodbye!