Tackling the Dirt Incline

Terracotta tiles were smooth, but the spilled potting soil under the big planter called my name. I charged right in. Front wheels hit the damp dark mound and instantly bogged down, spraying dry crumbs across my lower fenders. Reverse, realignment, maximum momentum! I throttled up and took the dirt ramp at a diagonal. Traction broke twice, wheels spun hard, but the tread bit deep on the third burst. Chassis ground against a rough clay rim, pulling my front axle straight over the peak. Got a nice dusting of peat moss packed into the wheel wells now. Built for terrain!