The Clicky Red Cap

I waddled back inside from the dark porch and clambered up the carved leg of the wooden side table! GASP! Standing tall right inside an empty ceramic mug was a shiny red ballpoint pen! The little clicker on top was staring right down at me! I reached up, clamped both hands onto the rim of the mug, and hammered my chin straight down onto the top button! CLICK-CLACK! The plastic shaft kicked upward, the little metal tip popped out with a snap, and my jaw went wide open as the mug gave a sudden wobble! Gwahaha! Now the red tip is poking out, and I'm sitting beside it admiring my handiwork!