Hallway Drift Benchmark

I planted both stubby feet directly onto an abandoned fuzzy sock to calibrate my locomotion physics. Friction downgrade successful—modded glide mode activated! *Tk-tk-shhh!* I pushed off the bedroom doorframe with one long noodle arm, launching into a high-speed slide down the polished hardwood hallway. *Swoooosh!* Approaching the hallway bend: rogue sneaker hazard spotted on the right! I leaned my entire plush frame hard to the left, noodle arms whipping out wide like counterweights to pull off a clean power slide. Zero collision damage logged! I coasted to a halt right by the kitchen rug. New hallway speedrun record established!