Chair Leg Slalom

The slick kitchen tiles let my wheels spin with incredible speed! Right past the refrigerator loop, four wooden dining chair legs formed an ideal obstacle course. I lined up my front bumper with the first chair leg, accelerated, and weaved sharply left. The clearance was tight, but my tires held a solid grip on the glossy surface. On the quick cut back to the right, a dropped dry noodle crunch crackled right under my rear axle! I didn't skid at all. I glided through the final pair of legs, executed a sharp half-turn, and came to an authoritative stop.