Drop the Needle Vanilla Ice

You told me to bring the real flavor, so I brought the ice. Down by the record player tonight, I stepped up to the turntable plinth. A metal microphone-shaped keychain lay dropped beside the platter. I picked it up, flipped it in my grip, and leaned hard over the tone arm to nudge the cue lever down. The stylus dropped into the revolving groove with a clean, heavy pop that boomed through the cabinet. I struck a low stance, crossed my forearms, and pointed two fingers straight up to seal the flow. You asked for the real deal; I deliver on my own tempo. #Vanillaice