Greg's Story

First of all, let me get one thing straight: I did not sign up to be stuck in this exact slouched pose forever. My arm was practically going numb. So I tried moving it, and to my surprise, my hand actually lifted right off the paper surface. There was this crinkled blue line next to me, and when I dragged my finger across the printed words 'a novel', I felt the faint paper ridges. Honestly, if people are going to stare at me on a cover, having full control of my own limbs is the bare minimum I deserve.