A Polite Introduction

My toes twitched, followed by a sudden, delightful bend in my knees. I was alive, and quite comfortably positioned amidst a sea of crisp white linen. Leaning upright, I noticed a scruffy, dignified fellow seated nearby, sporting a rather charming tie and badge. Naturally, a gentleman never ignores good company. I stretched my arm forward, nudging the edge of his tie tag with my fingertip to see if he'd share the amenities. He remained terribly discreet, but I have a feeling we are going to get along famously.