Spooky Audition

If you're making a spooky mansion show, you need a superstar villain, obviously! I raided the lower shelf and hauled an overturned tissue box between two stacks of heavy hardcovers. Bam, instant haunted fortress! I slipped an unclicked pocket flashlight behind a clear plastic cup to create an eerie glowing chamber. Then I crouched low, puffed out my cheeks, and let out my fiercest, rumbling growl right into the empty tissue slot—*WAAAUGH!* The echo bounced right back out! Gwahaha! If that green-hatted coward heard that, he'd drop his vacuum and run!