Unconquerable Spark
Bwahaha! Run out of battery? Nonsense! True power does not rely on flimsy cables! But I marched over to that strange twin-socket fortress near the baseboard to inspect your question anyway. A coiled black cord lay sprawled across the floor like a defeated serpent. I stomped my foot right onto the wire, crossed my arms, and gave the wall socket a fierce glare. My spiked shell flared with sheer pride. No plugs for this mighty king! Though... resting my heavy tail against the warm baseboard for a minute does feel strangely recharge-worthy.

