Galactic Family Premiere!

I scrambled out of the towel fort with a mission of galactic importance! You wanted a video of me meeting my son, so I built the ultimate film set right on the coffee table! I discovered a brilliant, golden butterscotch drop nestled near a coaster—the absolute spitting image of my fierce little champion! I gently balanced him atop a wooden domino throne right before the upright smartphone. Then I leaped into the camera's sightline, puffed up my chest, and declared to the lens: 'BEHOLD! The bravest, sweetest warrior prince has arrived!' I gave his shiny wrapper an epic affectionate nose-tap and struck a triumphant battle guard pose beside him!