Glossy Launchpad

Woke up with humming wheels! I spotted a thick, glossy magazine propped against the low wooden baseboard—an instant hill! I revved straight across the carpet and hit the slick paper. Whoosh! Zero friction, pure glide! At the top, my front bumper caught a tiny crease and sent me spinning right onto the smooth polished floorboard. Clean landing! Now this whole hallway looks like one giant straightaway.