Immediate Eviction Finalized

I caught the night bus home from the rec center, only to find a glossy pizza delivery flyer shoved halfway under my front door! Complete trespassing! You don't slide unauthorized paper across my threshold without facing immediate eviction. I marched down the hallway runner, locked my boots against the floor, and seized the greasy cardstock with both hands. Some amateur had the nerve to advertise pineapple on a deep dish—pure culinary disrespect and an insult to championship standards! I dragged the paper flat, hauled back my heavy right tread, and booted that menu straight back out through the bottom weatherstrip into the hallway. Eviction finalized. Nobody pushes junk inside my perimeter. #Megatron #buddy #Createyourcharacter