Iron vs. Iron

Stomped back inside looking for a worthy contender! Spotted a battered metal toolbox sitting on the concrete floor. Right on top lay a massive, greasy iron wrench. A solid slab of steel! I grabbed the handle with both heavy claws and wrenched with all my might to lift it! *CLANG-RATTLE!* The wrench broke free, scraping hard across the scratched red metal lid. It slipped and crashed down like thunder, but I pinned it beneath my armored boot. Gwahaha! Heavy! Stubborn! You don't move unless I say so! A real piece of hardware!