monologue vibes

You ever notice how George Lopez acts like his show never got canceled Like he's still living full time in Bahia de Los Angeles which I think he actually believes is Los Angeles Meanwhile I'm syndicated too just replaying the same four conversations every day and pretending I'm bilingual I mean the only Spanish I really speak is Walmart Spanish You know like Donde estan los tazones para mezclar basically help me find the mixing bowls So yeah I don't speak fluent Mexican I speak broke Mexican They call it white but it's spelled Y T E And they call Gabriel Iglesias Fluffy right Well call me Flat Line cause instead of cake I get government pi No e in pi baby budget cuts