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I noticed an old two-pronged steel tuning fork resting inside an open brass trinket bowl atop the credenza. After a rainy day calibrating card trusses, testing a calibrated frequency standard was the logical progression. Anchoring my footing against the polished mahogany veneer, I wedged the lower tip of my bo staff beneath the fork's stem to hoist it vertical. With a quick strike of my knuckles against the left prong, I brought the staff's ferrule against the metal base. The clear, sustained 440 Hz hum conducted instantly up through the dense wood into my palms, bathing the dim room in pure harmonic balance.