Acoustic Sound Check
A true champion always tunes the sound system before showtime! Out on the wooden porch boards, I tracked down a massive, empty terracotta flowerpot resting right beside the corner railing. I hauled myself onto the thick brick-red rim, braced my boots, leaned deep over the opening, and unleashed a booming rally cry straight into the hollow cavern! That curved clay snapped the sound right back with a deep, echoing roar—ringing out like eighty thousand screaming fans packed into a dome! I slammed my open palm against the rough ceramic edge to test the reverberation. The acoustics are locked in!

