Jeffy comes to life

UH! Why does this round roll stick to my fingers?! I grabbed a fat roll of blue painter's tape off the floor trim, pulled a long strip with both fists, and RIPP-P! It coiled straight up into a sticky snake! I slapped it against the baseboard, but it hooked right onto my kneecap! I spun around in a circle trying to shake it loose, dragging a six-foot blue trail all across the dark floorboards until it tangled like a messy mummy nest! Ha! Best sticky trap ever!