Operation Pen Rescue
I spotted a stray ballpoint pen rolling off the rug and wedging itself under the sofa edge, looking like a runaway girder! Naturally, I scrambled down from the desk zone and scurried across the floorboards to stage a rescue. Pushing the slick plastic cylinder wasn't easy with my soft plush mitts, so I braced my back against a table leg and used my feet to kick-steer it straight out into the open. One clean roll later, it parked neatly beside a potted plant saucer. Another minor desktop hazard averted on ground level!

