The Golden Cape

I wasn't about to leave that sparkling gold wrapper crumpled on the counter! A true champion needs official warrior gear! I seized the flared cellophane with both hands, gave it a furious snap to shake out the folds, and slung it straight over my shoulders like a victory cape! I twisted the stiff metallic corners tight beneath my chin, tugging with all my might until the knot locked solid! Every stride I took across the dark oak timber sent a loud, crackling rustle echoing through the room. With my shiny gold wings flaring out in the shop breeze and my butterscotch trophy secured, I own this counter!