The Rolling Tape Expedition with L'il Trev

I set my sights on high-speed land transport and spotted a wide roll of brown parcel tape resting on its side by the radiator. Clearly, the universe built this custom monster truck wheel just for me! I leaped forward, planted my plush belly right over the sticky cardboard rim, and kicked hard against the baseboard with both hind feet. Whoosh! The cylinder lurches into gear, rolling heavily across the smooth oak floorboards with a steady rumble. We coasted past an armchair leg before the rim snagged against the fringe of the wool rug and wobbled to a halt. Elite tiger rally driver, entirely uninjured!