Twirly Metal Spinner

Uh! That cereal mess was boring, so I shoved my way right out the patio door and marched over to the edge of the brick walkway! Sticking straight out of the garden soil was a tall metal rod with a giant shiny copper pinwheel shaped like two crazy spinning flower plates! So what did I do? I hauled myself up onto a terracotta planter, reached out both fists, and gave the front metal rim a monster downward swipe! WHOOSH-CREEEAAAK! The shiny copper blades caught the air and spun into a dizzy metallic blur! The little metal hubs went rattling against each other—CLINK-RATTLE-CLINK! It whipped up cool garden dirt right into my face, so I wound up and smacked it backwards with my elbow, uh-huh!