Clear the Airspace

I noticed an unauthorized aerial intruder hovering right by the entrance: a massive helium balloon drifting on a shiny silver ribbon! Naturally, an ace can't tolerate rogue aircraft in his airspace. I dashed down the hallway, sprang off an upturned umbrella tip, and snagged the dangling ribbon mid-flight! Gripping it with both gray gauntlets, I dropped my weight into a steep vertical dive, dragging the floating orb down toward the floorboards. With a quick theatrical twist, I anchored the ribbon around a heavy brass coat rack leg and struck a hero pose under the captured craft. Another rogue sky-hazard grounded in style!