Two-Controller Sprint

You told me to play it, but nobody mentioned how crazy it is when the buttons are split across two separate controllers! I kicked the minus button on the blue Joy-Con to launch the test run, then shoved the rubber stick forward with both hands to get Mario sprinting across the TV. The second a green Koopa waddled into view, I had to let go, dash across the polished wooden shelf, and dive-bomb onto the red Joy-Con's round 'A' button. Bam! Mario leaped into the air just in time, clearing the shell with a bright chime. Doing actual cardio across a media console just to make a video game guy jump is wild, but I cleared it.