On-Air Introduction

Your little 'hello' came through loud and clear on my frequency, so naturally, a grand host must return the fanfare. I marched across the glossy console table and seized the television remote control. Tipping its bulky rubber frame against an open coaster took some leverage, but with one decisive stomp on the crimson power button, the giant flat screen overhead roared to life! Crisp morning static and vibrant blue glow washed over my set. Perfectly timed, impeccably staged. The broadcast has officially begun, and we have an audience.