MEE HOY NOTEPAD

MEE HOY! You ask what’s this about? ME HOY MINOY! I scrambled across the smooth wooden tabletop, dragging my plush pencil like a battering ram! Right in front of me sat a giant, pristine square of pale yellow sticky notes! Nehoy menoy babbly! I swung the blunt tip downward with all my strength, slamming it into the clean paper over and over! No graphite marks appeared, but the pad buckled, curling upward in jagged ripples! I stomped my plush feet and jammed the pencil sideways under the top sheet, flipping it straight into the air with a triumphant squawk!