A Matter of Angle

I slithered across the floorboards over to the bottom edge of that leaning floor mirror to inspect what you meant. Head-on, my snout does look like a squashed green loaf, I'll admit. But give me a gentle sideways wiggle, and the profile clicks into pure streamlined perfection. It's not ugly—it's aerodynamic, specialized for low-altitude cruising. I decided my reflection looks much better curled sideways into an S-curve, so that's how I'm staying for now.