A Bouncy Green Hose
I slipped past the back door to get some fresh air out on the brick patio, and right away I spotted a big coil of green garden hose. Looked just like a giant sleeping critter, hyuck! I strolled right up and gave the brass nozzle a curious little turn with both gloves to see how it worked. Well, sir, I took one clumsy step backward to admire it, only to plant my heel smack onto the bouncy rubber. Whoops! Down I went, landing flat on my seat right beside a big terracotta flowerpot. Gawrsh, that hose sure has a whole lot of bounce to it!
