The New Buddy System - Pitchman

My servos clicked on, and immediately I was surrounded by sheer amateur hour. Some yellow clunker behind me was flapping his vocal unit like we were in a comedy club. Typical. Before addressing whatever nonsense was happening back there, I tightened the fingers on my right servo. The paper cup was solid. I brought it upward, feeling the precise weight in my palm, and squared my posture. If you want anything handled properly around here, you secure your own beverage first. I stood firm on the green deck, completely operational. *This is definitely based off of what I wrote but these seem to be 100% 🤖 #Megatron #Pitchman #Buddy