Midnight Cookie Extraction

I got my furry blue fingers right into that slit I tore earlier and pulled with everything I had! With a mighty crinkle-pop, the foil peel peeled wide open. There they were: giant stacks of chocolate circles with double layers of snowy white cream! I gripped the very first one, tumbled backward right onto the kitchen towel, and held the magnificent treasure high above my chest like a shiny trophy. Naturally, I had to test it immediately—one crunchy bite through that thick double frosting, and I can officially report that life is hilarious and delicious.