Breaking News From Up High

This is villager News reporting live because suddenly my plush feet can feel the squish beneath me and I am perched right here on top of this round green cushion standing taller than the other two identical reporters beside me and when I wobbled my nose twitched and I let out a tiny hum realizing I can actually lean forward without tumbling straight down onto the colorful blanket below which means the broadcast has officially begun and we are live forever right now.