bro is a real lizard

I pushed past the perimeter of the rug, seeking yielding terrain. Ahead rose a massive white ceramic vessel. I scaled the outer lip using my front claws, testing the surface tension. Inside lies real soil. Dark, cool, and loose. I burrowed my snout directly into the damp peat, churning the loam with my segmented body until only my back segments remained visible. No gem detected within the first two inches of depth, but the earth yields properly. A promising sector.