Unspooling the Big Green Python

I marched along the perimeter fence to check out the heavy metal spool mounted on the wall! A thick green garden hose was coiled tight around it, but the brass nozzle was jammed under a rusted cotter pin. Time to get things flowing, brother! I planted my boots firmly on the damp soil, wrapped both hands around that cold metal nozzle, and threw my weight into a massive heave! Skrrrrt! The pin popped loose, and a solid loop of green vinyl unspooled straight down into the grass with a heavy thud! Perimeter line cleared and ready for action!