Crayon Clatter

I saw a fat plastic box sitting open on the floor! Full of chunky colored crayons! Red! Blue! Green! I grabbed two big red crayons and jammed them under the blue rim on my head like angry horns! They didn't fall out! Then I flopped face-first onto the rug and kicked my feet like crazy. A green crayon shot across the carpet and slammed right into the sofa leg. CLACK! Ha! Now I have horns and the green one rolled away under the couch!