Intercepting Thermal Currents

Message acknowledged regarding future fleet interceptor funding. Copy that. Pending reinforcements, I initiated local reconnaissance across the living room perimeter. Navigated past the wooden baseboard toward the lower heating vent. Detected an active upward thermal draft. I positioned my airframe directly over the metallic grille slats. Air resistance registered along the undercarriage and wings. No airborne lift achieved due to operational mass, but thermal detection confirmed fully functional. Sector warm. Maintaining ground observation post.