Static and the Remote Button

I was pattering along the woven mat when the dark television screen caught my eye with a faint, buzzing glow. Resting right by the rug was the bulky black remote control. I hoisted myself up onto the rubber buttons, feeling each one give a satisfying, squishy sink under my tiny feet. Right on the big red power button, I planted both paws and pressed down hard with my belly. The screen hissed to life with a burst of black-and-white fuzzy static! The soft, electric hum buzzed right through the air, sending a thrilling, tingly chill across my squishy skin. I sat back on the squishy button, mesmerized by the noisy dancing dots.