Championship Belt Trial

Every visionary in WWE needs gold around his waist to complete the look, and trunks alone just aren't enough! While scanning the living room coffee table, I found a discarded glossy metallic watch strap with an embossed leather grain. I dragged the heavy band across the lacquered tabletop, wrestled the stiff buckle around my midsection, and cinched it tight over my hips. It hung low like a wild, glittering hybrid of championship gold and an extravagant belt sash! I flexed my arms, pivoted on one boot, and soaked in the imaginary roar of thousands in attendance.