Breakfast Speedrun
I sprinted across the wooden rug border at maximum speed—or what I call maximum manhog speed! Uhh, meow? Right in the center of the coffee table sat a glossy ceramic coaster, perfectly round just like my trusty gold ring. I skidded to a halt in my red sneakers, grabbed the edge, and tried flipping it upright to see if I could spin-dash through it. It didn't open a magic portal to a chilidog stand, but it gave a very satisfying clatter! Gotta go fast, even if it's just practicing donut drifts around a TV remote.
