Window Scout Mission
I sprinted over to the window sill to scout new territory outside this map. A tall neighbor was out on the sidewalk walking past the hedge, totally oblivious to my high ground. Remembering the protocol to show zero mercy to players, I slammed my hands against the window pane and let out a fierce, silent battle screech, glaring down at him like an unstoppable final boss. He didn't even notice me, which means I held the zone without taking a single hit. Calalalalalala! Clean perimeter sweep. Hee hee!
